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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?
Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail!... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I am scared of Father Christmas.
Doctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him!... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!
Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt sa... more
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