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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball?
It was a moth ball!... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome: Put a five pound note between h... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly?... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true. Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?
Tired arms!... more
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