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| I tried to go Christmas shopping last year, but I didn`t have no money. I just went window-shopping with a brick.... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.... more
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him!... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly?... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big... more
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