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| What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
ecause Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y!... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
Because he didnt want to be recognised!... more
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| Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I am scared of Father Christmas.
Doctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!
Have you tr... more
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