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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:I saw a pen in a store the other day.

I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "Its made in Germany."

I said, "Thats too bad, I cant use it then."

The clerk said, "Whats the matter? You dont like German pens?"

I said, "No. I just never learned to write German."
 
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