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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table.

His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "Im taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
 
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