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Category:Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Views:128
 
Joke:Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit.

"Hey, Cole!" said Edney.

"See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered.

"Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires.

"Feel anything?" asked his partner.

"Not a thing," answered Cole.

"Good!" said Edney.

"Dont touch the other one or youll drop dead!"
 
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